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Can you imagine the Portrait of Herr Dumpf coming
to a White House near you. And this one won't be paid
for by the Donald J. Benevolent Society.



The Borgia Prezidente ... I think it was in the Good Old Days, the last years of the 15th Century that Pope Alexander VI was having such a Good Ole Time on Shrove Tuesday in the Vatican that he decided to postpone Lent. Now, we have a Borgia Prez ... lacking the patrician nose of Alexander but besting him in mistresses and big buildings, rumor has it. He may have such a Good Time reading his favorite Book on Inauguration Day, the Bibble, that he may cancel Habeas Corpus, and arrest Bill Maher for Seditious-sprachen and Hilary for wearin' pants and Howard for his evil thoughts. To paraphrase Matthew 6: And I say whosoever shall have bad thoughts about Drumphenkopf should be on Carl Paladino's list. Ach du lieber ... I had a dream, last night that someone came and removed both my car and my Obama/Biden sign from the front lawn. I woke up, stumbled across the room in the dark, banged my head and raised a pretty good hematoma on my ankle. Maybe Savonorola will come to my rescue before Dream becomes reality. Any case? I think I should go back to sleep ... for 1497 days ... I think it was 1497 when Lent was canceled or postponed. I hit my head pretty good and I think I'm out on a Concussion Protocol, anyhow, for the rest of the game.
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