Thursday, December 1, 2016

Never Having to Say "I'm Sorry" ... Now, That's: Loving Myself!




Well, you did it. You elected The Scary Clown. You elected the guy whose prose to interviewers sounds like the geniuses I remember from the 1960's who, after smoking some dope, went on free-associative rants about brilliant ideas that nobody had ever heard before ... 

"LIKE NOBODY ... LIKE EVER, MAN! 
NOBODY THOUGHT THIS EVER BEFORE.
AND WHEN I SAID IT, 
DID YOU SEE HOW MY THINGY JUST POPPED UP IN MY JEANS. 
THINK I'LL START SELLING JEANS WITH HOLES IN THEM, 
SO THAT EVERYONE CAN SEE MY GENIUS, MAN!
AND MY KID WILL SELL REALLY COOL JEWELRY!
LIKE THE CROWN JEWELS, MAN!"



Well, you did it. No. I don't think you're all Deplorables and that was a damn silly thing for Sen. Clinton to say. But it was you who elected The Scary Inarticulate Clown. Check out the NYT's interview and Scary Clown's own scattered and unhinged thoughts. To paraphrase a somewhat inebriated and somnolent French-Armenian friend waking for just a moment in the middle of a poker game he didn't belong in some 45 years ago:

I've heard more articulate farts from a Brittany Cow!

Now, I can't say that Jean-Claude really heard more articulate ... well, you know ... but you get his drift, don't you? And the folk around that table weren't all that inarticulate. Oh, and just in case you don't recall how Drumpf's lack of coherence sounds, here's a link to that NYT's  interview  ... http://www.dailykos.com/story/2016/11/28/1604773/-Trump-s-NYT-transcript ... Read-it-and-weep for our Republic. And if you don't like the Times, check out any You-Tube video from any one of the debates. You elected a crafty businessman who (In My Not-so Humble Opinion) is not likely to ever show you his Tax Returns that he promised you. You bought a pig in a poke ... who may, someday, see Russia from his Tower, especially if he hires that Pig in Lipstick. You got had and I hope you survive it. I suspect the vast majority of you are, like me, decent hard-working folk who feel blessed to have made it to a point in life where WE CAN pay taxes.

But, Oh, My God, his pronouncements ... Gag ... gag ... How to survive 48 more months of his silly expostulations ... 

"Build a Wall" (for $300 Million or so, a year, a wall around Drumpf Tower to protect Drumpfs)

"Lock 'er Up" (Forget my transgressions)

'Y'gotta Grab a Pussy or Two, Boy' (Just ask M'Boy, Rinse Pubis!)

"America First" (all too familiar for ein Drumpf)

"Make America Great Again" (yeah, put it thru the GRATER & THE GRINDER, too)

                       "Pres Barack Obama was born in the United States. Period." 
                                                                (Thanks, Donnie, I needed that)
                       (http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2016/09/16/donald_trump_s_birther_tweets_in_order.html. Fascinating.)

Oh, and the latest:

'My trying to run my glorious business empire 
while turning the Presidency into a part-time gig 
has an optics problem.' 
(Oh, yeah: that pesty little optics problem. Hey. Thanks for pointing that out.
Think I missed every Presidential Ethicist noting that 'by the way' ... oh! 
... how 'bout a cool $Million to attend Coronation and meet with the In-Crowd?)


OK, Guys. I started this Blog hoping to mirror the cavalier way Donnie-Boy and his Donnie-Gals talk about others ... how they tried to ruin Jeb, Marco, Mitt, Hilary, .... with slanderous talk. Do I continue this silliness? I don't know. I didn't vote for him, you did, but he will be the President of the Country in which I live. 

You voted for a barely literate slime-bag. Sorry, I had to get that out. Once he's coronated, saying such things will be inappropriate to the Dignity deserved by the Office of POTUS and might not be safe to articulate, anyway. Maybe it's time to shut down this blog. Andy Borowitz is doing a great job over at the New Yorker ... really liked his suggestion that Trump appoint El Chapo Guzman to lead the DEA. Goldman-Sachs for Dodd-Frank ... Anti-Public School advocates for Education ... Bannon for EEOC.

A Vote for Guzman?
A vote for Law & Order


Have long fretted about teetotalers. They tend either to have religious concerns about allowing such illicit pleasures or fear that their minds will decay into paranoia with that loss of control ... Just sayin'.

Oh. And, and for the record, here's a proper Post-Brexit Brittany Cow ... proud, with cowlick and just a singular tear she sheds for the Republic:


May be my Avatar for next 4 years ...
Moo-ove On
















4 comments:

  1. Yes, continue, and post not only on Free Therapists but also on Daily Kos…

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    1. If everyone who dislikes Trump wrote to him and about him his head ? Might explode. However

      don't think his head could explode. That's what is called a DUD. How his brain "works" is called "malfunctioning". How he won the electoral college should make going to college difficult to explain, especially the ELECTORAL COLLEGE. I assume they only accept the single worst applicant as their new policy. It's cheaper this time as no teachers are required and all that is needed is 2 or 3 fast food restaurants and plenty of pu$$y to grab as the need arrives.
      Please feel free to send this reply out like a chain letter so that it will get publicly acknowledged as I would be very proud to be on his enemies list. Help me make that dream come true.

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  3. You, need I add, are welcome to chain this out ... cannot say that I much disagree about my not being in favor of the way DJ's mind works ... But the cunning functions may much of the time be the last to go in a deteriorating animal. ... Sad to say.

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