An Electoral Picture Book for your Kiddies

Once upon a time ... 

there was to be an election .... 

and here my Beloved Children is 

the real story behind that election, 

BELIEVE ME!.

It was never too late to start a rumor that 

Barak Obama's Father was named Ehud Barak 

and that Barak himself was born in Monsey, NY

which looked a lot like Minsk or Pinsk

which doesn't look anything like the Mom and the USA

and that Barak studied in a Beis ha'Medrash in Netanyah

POTUS is 4th guy on lefty in the third row, turned around.

where he got his good tan during the lost years and started trying to get the Good Country to adopt halachic law, to forget they ever knew about his Jewish Son "Little Barry" that he and Michelle (her name is really Channah) had in the Yeshivah years  when they were supposed to be at Harvard

Harvard? My aching Sutmar Butt!

and to replace the Constitution with the Talmud and the Thanksgiving Turkey with Brisket

Show me the Turkey!

made by Jewish Mothers ... by real Jewish Mothers (y'know the ones that serve the Gefilte Fish with Guilt over why your Father killed that poor Carp)

working for the Heart and ED Associations led here in Red-Blooded Amerika by none other than General Jack D. Ripper

Do something about that Chassidic President ...
Would'ya?

for the BigPharm Industrial Complex. People were told that it had been heard --- that the rumor was started, they seem to remember --- from John Oliver (who had been hiding-in-plain-sight under yesterday's Jewrusalem Post) who someone once said was also not born in Hawaii.

Really John Stewart and He's a Jew

See what I mean. Kelly Ann who just got fired from 

the Freddie the Freeloader Tax-Free Amerika staff

Kelly Ann dressed up as Freddie ...
See the sidecurls! Told you so!

told all this without taking a single breath and segued right into her campaign to get WFF & Proof/Truth Foundation to change its name to WTF Proof or be shut down under threat of bringing Ted Cruz

A Ted Talk about Lil' Donnie's TRYSTs, I think "Little hard to read"

in to shut down the Government. KAC went on -- using her years of experience at the Gilbert and Soloman Improv Group of the Capital Stiffs  --  speaking through the Election ...till 830 PM on Election Night when the election was called for Big Ben (Carson ... also, Jewish!)

Tada! I proved it, again, and
the Election is all over!

And everybody lived happily under the flag of The Mean Clown

till 2020 when a new President was elected who had been head of SPCAU, the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals in the Ukraine.

"It's a Crimea," he was heard saying.

Now, Children, 

And don't forget how to pronounce "NUCULAR" or 
people will think you're from Kenya ... errr ... or Minsk!

AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!
The World Turned into Taiglach (look it up)