PG-13 (or 21) The Big Paloozer ... Donnie-Joe

IT WAS A FIGHT TO END ALL FIGHTS 

                      BIGGA THAN THE THRILLA IN MANILLA

                                               MORE EXPLOSIVE THAN A HYDROGEN BOB

                                                                   JOE WITH MORE MAKEUP THAN MISS AMERICA

There we go, Donnie-Joe, another night of watching you speak as if everything you say is intrinsically important. Little Rich-Kid!

There you go, Donnie Joe, confusing the American Presidency with a Banana-Republic Regime!

"Regime?" What the Fuck? We don't have regimes in America. We have a Presidency that works in concert with two Legislating Bodies ... and a Supreme Court that determines whether the Lawmakers and the Executive are acting within the boundaries of our Constitution as interpreted by previous courts and by the Constitutions many Amendments.

There you, go, Donnie-Joe, acting as if it's you against anybody who disagrees with you.

And there you go insulting your opponent ... calling folk by names ... Low-Energy Jeb ... Little Marco .... Lyin' Ted ... ... Damn, Donnie-Joe ... the President is, to my way of thinking, right on the money. You're ... if I can put it in your language ... "A little bitch-slapped whiney whatever and we all know how to spell whatever. Nevermind the PC-Crap ... You're a Pussy!" And what y'gonna do when y'can't keep it up, anymore!? Y'knows what I mean!

So, just a Dr. Ruth moment on how intercourse works and how it wraps around (pun to be clarified) the issue (pun to be clarified) this election.

Your comments about being special enough to grab any pussy you like ... the comments on the Bus with that Bush-guy ... and your sense of entitlement in being able to ignore Common Decency in the name of superseding Political Correctness? Maybe Little Marco was right ... maybe your hands are small. But nevermind ... lemme wax a little Freudian for a bit.

Female genitals are used as a model for weak men due to the fantasy that penetration is the only powerful part of intercourse ... sorry for the PC, Pussy ... of fucking. The BIG AND HARD MALE MEMBER repeatedly PENETRATES the weak and softer female genitalia ... and does so repeatedly.

MAKES JOE FEEL BIGGER! Right ... well, hold on for a minute.

See, that's the rub, Oh, Donnie-Joe. For, it's the Ground Game and the End Game, in the end, that really matters. Yes. There is penetration of YOUR HUGE MALE MEMBER at the beginning of intercourse. That's the good news. 

The less good news is that by allowing that penetration, the foxxy female genital tightens the noose around your BIG STRONG THINGY and when it's done with Little-Donnie, Poor Little Donnie-Joe shrinks into a little-boy excuse for what it was not too long before. 

So, look ... you keep up your penetrating debate style ... you keep calling her names ... Corrupt Hillary ... Worst Secretary of State that I ever Called the Best Secretary of State ... Believe me ... She's a Nasty, Nasty Woman ... And she don't got Rootin'-Tootin'-Putin's respect! 

But, then, watch that Nasty Woman tighten the hold on your Delinquent Adolescent Thiggamajig until you've, as they say, Shot Your Wad and are left holding Depleted-Donnie in Your Little Left Hand.

So ... Hey, DJ! Y'Ain't No Palooka ... just Donnie Joe! Just anudda Paloozer!

Hey, remembah ... when Gen. Jack D. Ripper talked about losin' his essence!
Just you wait, Donnie-Joe, just you wait!

Update on Word Series:

FIRST WOMAN PRESIDENT ON-DECK!