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| Donnie the XIVth |
Apres Mois?
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| Look at those suckers tryin' to swim! |
la Deluge
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Apres les Inondations?
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Apres les Inondations?
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| 72! Count'em! |
Soixante-Deuze Virgines
Dear Donnie ...
We ARE gonna go down in history. But you know the saying: Watch what you ask for. Look. Forget the journalists -- you wouldn't pay attention to virgins like Old Helen Thomas, anyhow -- and forget those Eastern Elites with their bullshit complaints that it really should be:
Watch for what you ask!
Schmucks with their Political and Semantic Correctness! We've both had enough of that. Dangling prepositions, my ass! I'll tell'ya what dangles! We know what it means, just the way it is. We regular guys? We get it. It means that while "you can't always get what you want," sometimes you get shit that you never imagined you'd get. Anyhow, thought I'd send'ya a note about the Shock and Awe campaign you're about to marshall for the next 22 days ... Scorched Earth ... Carpet-Bomb, the Bastards! Glad that you're showin' your stuff with Shackles and Cod Piece both left at home with the Lady. Who needs that crap, anyway? A Guy's gotta do what a Guy's gotta do! Especially, Guys with Clout.
Gotta tell'ya! This strategy of yours, I really gotta admire it. This acting like a self-destructive ass-hole has a long history of working ... it's got real traction. We both know that the salt-of-the-Earth and miner types really have admiration for us powerhouse guys who grab some you-know-what and take the hill, no matter what the cost. John Wayne. Audie Murphy. And, c'mon, ya gotta give credit-due to those freedom fighters who tie six sticks of DYNA-MITE to their chests and take out the infidels. That takes real Balls. Rooo-tin for Pu-tin!
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| Whoa, Fella! |
Just between you, me and the New York Post, though ... know y'can't say this out loud but ... Yassar Arafat knew how to do it. Convince the idiots that if they take out the bad guys, there'll be Pie in the Sky! Lots of Pie and lots of women ... y'know 16-34 year olds. It's easier when you you get this message at our age, anyway. My best years are behind me ... no arguing. You know what our cardio-Docs say when we tell'im we wanna take on the Giants' Cheerleaders? "Pay your bill, first!"
Any case, I got a list of people who you should take out in these remaining weeks just in case we lose, but especially the pissants in the House and Senate.
Please ... Get rid of that Ryan guy ... what good is'he if he won't get with the program. The guy, chances are, is pussy-whipped, anyway ... and at his age ... what a waste? what a waste! what a huge waste!
And the whole Bush family, even Billy the Bush. He coulda taken the fall for ya. After all, it was his idea in the first place. Same goes for that Jewish guy ... Stern. He gets people to talk dirty and they gotta pay the price. Tell'ya some other time what I think of the Stern-Gang.Howard Stern ... Howard Dean ... and Howard Covitz.
Then, there's the supposed military guys ... Take 'em out and lock'em up. Traitors every one. McCain? For sure. And that Colin guy and that Benedict Arnold-traitor, Gates ... ... I always thought they were lily-livered liberals ... Give'em all the gate. That's a good one, eh... Gate! If we win, nobody'll miss a couple of has-beens. Even Powell could use a good tan at Gitmo. Just between me and you.
But look ... we gotta take a page from Yassar ... he was a fox. His stuff is still working almost 50 years after the First Intifada. Get a hold of some angry good people and tell'em they gotta get the bad people ... the really bad people ... or it's all over for OUR way of life. They'll do anything for ya, Donnie ... they'll let ya fill up those extra 200 beds at Guantanamo with the Crooked Clinton Gang and Pelosi and those guys from Vermont, Howard and Bernie, and they won't care a-hoot if you grab a little you-know-what to make ya feel good. Hey. We guys gotta feel good (puns, intended, tee-hee). So, keep up the good work ... I'm with ya all the way and after we're gone, our names will still be lit in Neon on the Skyscrapers on the City on the Hill and kids like that Bobbie Zimmerman guy will write songs about us!
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| Go, Donnie-Boy |
My first read this morning - one of your best — talk about writing self-therapy. Who needs a shrink when you have a keyboard… plus you know people read what you write… what could be better, perhaps a BoBo doll with orange hair which bleeds and screams every time you knock it over… no — writing is much better. I may go full-bore Covitz one of these day in my Daily Kos stories.
ReplyDeleteHal ... Always heartening to read your positive comments about my scribbles. These are hard times for most people of conscience and the kindnesses that come across the internet -- in contrast from the venom and vitriol that is so common in web discussions -- gives us/me a sense that there is hope for our grandchildren. It's not said enough: I appreciate your kind words. ... Warm regard ... Howard
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