There are plenty of copies of Trump's Health Record out there in cyberspace ... If you believe Rachel Maddow ... Y'know the Trump line ... "Some people are saying" ... that the letter has a less than savory odor to it ... that a GI specialist is writing about a nominee who will likely be the healthiest President ever ... a letter from a Fellow of the GI Academy who hasn't been a fellow of that fellowship for 25 years and who is writing "To whom My Concern." So, if you want to read it ... find a copy ... or just ... look at the picture ... or both.
But imagine with me ... a man comes into your office ... He's 6'2" ... thin ... plays B-ball, has a really good tan and speaks carefully ... even reflectively. He's been married to the same woman for quite a while and they have two kids. He and his wife are both lawyers, graduates from a pretty good law school. He has taught and been in government but not for very long. His wife came from a working class family and his Mom and Dad were separated very early in his life. Mom was White and Dad was from Africa. Grandpa served in WW2. He likes the idea of protecting the environment, though he and his wife disagree quietly about his occasional smoking. They go to church pretty much every week. Maybe he should get some help quitting his smoking but you wonder: "Why is he here."
He leaves 😞.
Knock on the door. Big White Guy comes in. 6'4" ... seems a bit brash but who knows. He was not promiscuous, as some have said about him; he was "Let's say ... Active" during his young adulthood , lotsa nights at Studio 54 but progressively successful during that period. He did eventually settle down to three marriages with rather hot women ... had some kids. He really looks bulky ... something like the Pillsbury DoughBoy. Skin looks kind of mushy. He shows you pictures of his wife half-naked ... well, more than half-naked. He's a little bit like Tony the Tiger ... every question you ask about "How you Doin'" is responded to with "GRRRREAT!" Kids are great ... business is great ... wife is great but his belly is huge. He doesn't really go to church but "Religious people love me and I loves the Jews and the Christians and the Thessalonians." He, in fact, loves everybody though he responds to criticisms with what he calls loving Counterpunching. He never, himself, started a fight. "Funny. You're reportedly being sued by quite a few people and some folk say you left them feeling pretty good about yourself but not so happy, themselves with 4 of your businesses going bankrupt paying vendors dimes on the dollar." ... Big Boy responds: "Well ... y'know how losers are ... whiners ... low-energy."
This time ... You leave and move to Canada.
Vaia con Dios😳!
I got dem Ole Election Blues!
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