Dear Mr. Lewandowski and Mr. Bannon:
By innuendo (if not in-a-you-endo) I began and perpetuated a rumor that you, Mr. L., and/or you, Mr. B., might be implicated in the Chelsea bombings. I reported having overheard some discussion between two Republican-looking men at a Democrat Picnic that The Donald had the most to gain from a terroristic bombing in New York and, since he was far away spreading his hateful rhetoric, elsewhere, it just could be that you or your minions might have chosen to orchestrate a non-lethal bombing to further the Big Boss's political ambitions.
I feel great shame in admitting that I naively jumped to conclusions and began this perfidious rumor, spreading it like the trails left behind by Ebola sufferers ... spreading it on Facebook, LinkedIn and the Daily Kos. I don't know what to say beyond that:
There is no credible evidence
to put Mr. Lewandowski or Mr. Bannon
at the scene of the Chelsea Bombings.
"I'm singing in the rain" |
Cory dances, too! |
Images of you, Mr. Lewandowski, pulling at the arm of a member of the Media and involved in policing Mr. T's rallies ... and the claims broadly made about you, Mr. Bannon, that you had been engaged in Dirty Tricks in the run-up for the Presidency by President George Herbert Walker Bush ... these had me erroneously thinking that your allegiance to the Scary Clown might have moved you to pull off such a prank. This was especially tempting on the day after Almost Always Agreeable Donnie-Boy apologized like a bully-school-boy in the Principal's office saying "I'm really, really sorry" for looking up some Sally's skirt or for kicking Gordon the Geek while he was on the ground. Let me repeat this:
There is no credible evidence
to put Mr. Lewandowski or Mr. Bannon
at the scene of the Chelsea Bombings.
Now, as to the matter of KellyAnne, was she or wasn't she in the NBC and CNN studios within hours of the bombing? And was it she who in response to questions by Todd and Dickerson take taking a sort of Fifth:
You'll have to ask Mr. Trump about that.
Any case ... If anybody saw KellyAnne in Chelsea Friday night, gimme a ring. |
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